I think i may have inadvertently proved the existance of God:

yeah. I had to leave the house today, but i said if i got home by 1 pm, i'd be okay to get my fed ex package. I had a little extra time, so i said "i'll just get what i want, get out, and get gone" i go in, i can't find what i'm looking for. i ask the woman, and just as she's about to help me, she gets a call. she talks for 20 goddamn minutes, i say "it's okay, i have till 4:30" i get home about 1:30 , and wait. round about 4, i check the tracking, said the guy showed up at 1:06 pm, and was geoing to redeliver tommorrow, i wanted the package, so i went to get it. I left the house at 4:30, i got home at 7. I had to wait at the stupid fed ex place for a goddamn hour before my package got there. If that doesn't prove the existance of God, nothing will!