Useless Kitchen Gadgets:

Pop up Hot Dog Cooker

I own one of these. I got it for Christmas.

Ordinary bowl verses extraordinary bowl: "Cyber-Krunch bowl "

If you own this, you're not allowed to read my blog.

The Stupid Store: Octodog: "The Octodog"

Why does humanity always use its powers for evil?

The Stupid Store: Peter Petrie Egg Separator: "The Peter Petrie Egg Separator "

If you own this, please, get sterlized. We don't need you in the gene pool. Thanks.