Yay! It's Uncle Fran's joke corner:

"I saw an abolutely unique car the other day" Me

"Oh, really? How did you know?" My loyal reader! (Hi Gail! Good thing I'm using the blog. She never cooperates in real life)

"Well, it was a Toyota Highlander. There can be only one, you know" Me again, ducking quickly

Rimshot

"GROAN!!!!!!!!!" My loyal reader.