Hey teeming....uh, one.....I just read that Sony thinks that we'll have implant game controllers by 2075. Well, it's good that they're not holding themselves to a tight deadline. Hey, I have a prediction: by the year 2500, we'll have faster then light travel! See you in the 26th century!

Okay, they're gonna have a Pay Per View special for South Park. It's a GODDAMN CARTOON PEOPLE! It's not that important! Goddamn, there's 17 trillion cartoons that deserve it more! Like Star Blazers, the best anime ever! (yes, it's better then Evangelion. Bite me.) If any of you pay for this, you can't come back to this log. And I'll know! DON'T THINK I WON'T KNOW! Cause I will. Bastards.