Saturday, March 13, 2004

You want to know what I've discovered?
















NO?! then why are you reading this, fuckhead!?!!










Still want to know? Okay: It's fun to say gnosh!
1/100 MG S Gundam: "It's a giant robot -- it's a plane -- it's a plastic model! It's all of these and more; it's the 1/100 Master Grade S-Gundam, Bandai's latest marvel in 'hand candy'. It'll keep you busy for hours on end, long after you've built it!
Make no mistake, this ain't your 1980s type of Gundam kit. This baby comes with a 30-page book of parts and instructions, with detailed illustrations in black-and-white and colour. The 'Parts List' section alone lists 14 plastic trees and two sets of polycaps for joints, plus the usual metal screws to be found in kits of this quality. Water-slide decals are included as well for accurate markings.
The kit is assembled in stages, with sections built separately; when completed, the sections combine to form the massive, powerful S-Gundam unit. A fold-out in the instruction book illustrates, step-by-step, how to transform the completed unit to separate the G-Attacker, G-Bomber, and G-Core for independent use. Colour photographs accompany the history and employment of the S-Gundam; a list of paint colours to use, should you choose to paint your kit, is also included with mixing instructions (though the pieces are molded in coloured plastic, you may wish to paint for a more 'realistic' effect).


Keep one on your desk and play with it when your hands get bored!"


I already have something to play with when i get bored.
AnimeOnDVD.com Community Forums: Letter from Raijin: Raijin Comics, GNs, Master Edition on hiatus: "azabaro Newbie

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#393488: Letter from Raijin: Raijin Comics, GNs, Master Edition on hiatus

03/13/04 05:43 PM

Today's mail brought a letter from Raijin, saying that Raijin Comics, Raijin Graphic Novels, and Master Edition books were going on hiatus, with issue 46 of the comic anthology the last one subscribers would receive. The letter included a check reimbursing me for the balance of my subscription (at $3.95 per issue after 46).

The reason for this?
'Based on our research with readers, retailers and distributors, we have come to a conclusion - our publications, though appreciated by hard core manga fans, are not penetrating a larger market.'

With Raijin Comics et al. on hiatus, what will Raijin be doing?
'We will be taking time out to come up with ways to broaden the appeal of our publications, retooling stories and overall editorial content.'

The letter included contact information for those with questions or problems concerning their reimbursement checks.

A quick glance at Raijin's site showed no signs of this announcement, though their release calendar lists nothing beyond issue 46 in June (the last listed GNs are City Hunter 5 and Slam Dunk 5, both in April). "



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What do scots give each other as a greeting?

















Huggis!

Friday, March 12, 2004

Erotic Garfield Fanfic

I'm sorry. There is a god. A hateful, vicious, and sadistic god.
"Anime Jump :: View topic - GARFIELD: THE MOVIE: THE NOVELIZATION: "Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: GARFIELD: THE MOVIE: THE NOVELIZATION



The excerpt at Random House's site

Quote:

Excuse me, Jennifer, love . . . are you going to eat that?

With one smooth, gulping leap, the cat scarfed the lasagna from her plate, returned to his seat, and proceeded to lick himself as if nothing had happened. You da mannnnn, Stan. He smacked the last of the sauce from his whiskers. She can have my brussels sprouts if she likes.

Suddenly, confusion broke out at the table. The beautiful woman in the pink gown threw her hands together and cried, ?Garfield, that?s you!? as she smooshed him on the head. Other voices chimed in. ?Get up there, Garfield! They?re calling your name!? urged a smiling, mild-looking young man seated across from the dapper feline.


Quote:
He assumed the position, arms raised, back extended. Wiggling his butt ever so slightly, Garfield calculated the effort-to-distance ratio that lay between him and breakfast. Suddenly Garfield lurched from the dresser like an Acapulco cliff diver, in a clean arch dead-centered on Jon?s solar plexus. Oooof!

He thrust his face an inch from Jon?s nose and stared hard.

And guess what, Jon?I?m ALWAYS hungry!

In one swift movement Jon sat upright and his eyes sprang open, bugging with a glassy sort of surprise. He yawned, rubbed his face, and glanced at the clock.

?It?s seven twenty-three! I forgot to set the alarm! Guess I was up too late last night with the model railroad. Thanks, Garfield. I owe you one!?

Put it on my tabby.




Quote:
Jon stepped into the bathroom and turned the spigots, humming cheerfully to himself and adjusting the water until it was just the right temperature. Steam began to fill the room. Garfield followed and sat next to the commode, himself steaming, as Jon stepped into the shower and drew the curtain. The humming grew into full-throttle singing: “I’ve gotta be meeeee! I’ve gotta be meeee!”

Yeah, and I’ve gotta be me.

Staring intently at the caterwauling lump scrubbing himself behind the curtain, Garfield casually lifted a paw and—whoosh!—flushed the toilet.

Jon’s screams could be heard five houses away.

I am one hot kitty. "



THERE IS NO GOD!

And if you're drawing a webcomic, don't fucking advertise anywhere till you have 100 strips. Nothing pisses me off more then finding a good web comic through an ad, and seeing a whoping 16 comics in the archive (I'm looking at you Banish Ed), okay! Good.
Awaken the Witch: Knives


I hope this is the biggest seller. It might mean fewer lameos who want to be "witches"

canada's great! "ottawa used to contribute 50 percent, but now it's only contributing 16% to health care. isn't it time for ottawa to pay it's fair share."

you know, some countries would appreciate it if their government would pay any ammount!
Hey gang, i have a gread idea: A webcomic where you end the comic on the first installment. Then, you go backwards.......in time! So that the last comic is the first comic, so to speak.
RPGnet Forums - No Caesarean leads to murder charge: "quote:

Originally posted by Another Perspective
'One might easily question why women think they have a 'right' to given birth - 20 years ago the feminists at the college I went to felt that the first priority of government should be to create artificial wombs so that no woman would even have to risk her life through pregnancy. This concept would also remove the ability of 'mothers' to make choices about c-sections or any other choice that might affect her baby. If we had artifical wombs the state to create babies on a rational basis as needed to repopulate and dispense them only to licensed child rearing technicians. Just to make sure all male and female gendered children could be sterilized at birth. Hmmm. Yup, that would solve everything. Rational and simple. '


You don't need to post here just because you've finished writing and drawing Cerebus."



I wish I had said that. That's freakin' hilarious.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

i was talking with tamiki earlier and she was talking about how you can't know the consequences of your actions, but she left before i could correct her. apprently, and i was really suprised about this, there's this bunch of psychics that're attached to an elite, highly trained special mission force with the mission to defend human freedom against ruthless terrorist orginaizations. apprently, this team is a bunch of real american heroes. I'm just surprised the pentagon let them make a childrens cartoon out of it, but maybe that's just their
double counter info tactics