iB::Topic::Matantei Loki Ragnarok!: ";_; I used to be a slight pehophile with Syaoran, well actually I was, cause I obsessed over his character, but it was just Syaoran, and I brushed it off as ok, cause he was the only little boy character I liked. ^_^' Now that Loki has come into my life... I worry about myself. XD "



PEOPLE! Being Pedophile is NOT a good thing. And these are girls. I feel dirty. Thanks Japan. One more reason why we should've bombed the whole damn island chain.

Comics may be down, but they'll never be out - The Times of India: "'In comics, we read dialogues and see pictures. It's very time consuming. It's so much simpler to watch the same characters play out their roles on TV,' said 12-year-old A Sruthi. "


What a fucking lazy piece of crap. And we're outsourcing all our jobs to India? WHY? So people who can't be fucking bothered to read ARCHIE comics, not known for their challenging reading, can take our jobs? What a bunch of crap.

anthrobunny



AMAZING! A website that's totally useless unless you happen to discover the links by accident. (oh yeah, the parody is a scream. Check it out)

This is fucked up



Japan sucks!

Useless Kitchen Gadgets:

Pop up Hot Dog Cooker

I own one of these. I got it for Christmas.

Ordinary bowl verses extraordinary bowl: "Cyber-Krunch bowl "

If you own this, you're not allowed to read my blog.

The Stupid Store: Octodog: "The Octodog"

Why does humanity always use its powers for evil?

The Stupid Store: Peter Petrie Egg Separator: "The Peter Petrie Egg Separator "

If you own this, please, get sterlized. We don't need you in the gene pool. Thanks.

RPGnet Forums - Plagiarist sues university. "You should have caught me!": "Yes, but not necessarily Shakespeare. I believe four semesters of Composition, six semesters of Foreign Language, two semesters of Computer Literacy, two semesters of some sort of physical discipline (like Volleyball or something because the body is important, too), two semesters of Economics, two semesters of U.S. History, four semesters of World History, two semesters of Literature (any will do), two semesters of Sociological studies, four semesters of Mathematics, two semesters of Psychological studies, two semesters of Philosophical studies, two semesters of World Geography (because the world is big and confusing and needs to be taught in something other than a rush), four semesters of Science (any will do), and two semesters on studies of forms of Government. "

When would people have time to take courses related to their majors?

Crush...Yiff...Destroy! :: View topic - Yellow Rat FoxySquirrel Fairydiddle: "so, i'm furry, Yellow Rat 'foxysquirrel' Fairydiddle is my real name, Fox Squirrel is my spieces, female is my gender, none is my religion. i am gay. i am transgendered. i am a FemniCub. i am nice."


First off, his name is probably the fruitiest thing I've ever seen, beating out the song "It's a Beautiful Day for a Daydream", even tho you can't really see songs.....bite me! Fox squirrel isn't a species, dickhead, it's something you made up to make yourself feel special. Well, you picked an actual gender, that's good. No religion? What, haven't found wicca yet? Gay, okay, you said you were a slut....I mean, pansexual before, but hey, at least gay isn't something someone made up to make them feel better about themsevles. I bet you're transgenedered. I've met transSEXUALS, and they aren't anything like you. I have no fucking idea what FemniCub is, and from your atrocious spelling, I doubt Google would help, if I had the desire to find out. You might be nice, but I'd rather befriend George Bush then spend more then 5 seconds with you.

Crush...Yiff...Destroy! :: View topic - Yellow Rat FoxySquirrel Fairydiddle: "i am gay. this meens i sleep with men."

As opposed to what, you're gay, so that means you're happy. Fucktard.

"though i'm accualy pansexual. this means that i'll love anyone regardless of there gender, speices and other things that are basicly irelivent." (sick. Yes, I know it's spelled sic, but that whole bit makes me sick. So there)

PANSEXUAL!?! We use to call that desperate. I guess spelling is "basicly irelivent" as well.

RPGnet Forums - Pharmacists imposing their morals on customers. The fuck?: "quote:

Originally posted by Morganne
Read the Catechism of the Catholic Church and get back to me.



Morganne




Blah blah blahbbity blah. How about giving me the Reader's digest version. Is there something in the bible that prevents churchs from speaking in plain english, and getting to the goddamn point of their argument? (not you, the page you linked to) Besides, I assume it's all about how stuff we want to take is good, and stuff we don't want people to take is bad. Because they like situational ethics."

RPGnet Forums - Christian secession?: "The Christian Exodus yahoo group. 599 members; 120 messages today alone!"


I wonder if they'll get past 665 members.

I have to wonder if Rachael Lillis ever gets sick of play Jessi of Team Rocket, on Pokemon. It must get boring to keep saying the damn Team Rocket motto for 6 years. I'm glad I'm not her.









Course, doing the voice of Utena would've weirded me out.

Straight Dope Staff Report: What's the origin of pig Latin?: "Proving that silliness knows no bounds, one can find on the Internet today a translation of the Bible into pig Latin."


Yeah, sure why not. Instead of fucking curing cancer, why not translate the BIBLE INTO PIG LATIN!!!!! FUCKING HUMANITY!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP THE SHIP, I WANT OFF!!!!

Why doesn't blogger.com's spellchecker not recognize the word "blog" Am I missing something, or is that just stupid? "hey, we run a blogging service. Let's not have our blog spellchecker recognize the world blog!" "brilliant!"

bad movies dot net - cult film masochists welcome: "Santo - El Enmascardo de Plata - Infraterrestre!"


Jesus god no:

http://www.badmovies.net/img/cvr/santo.jpg

My rants


A link to my own blog.....Existential

bad movies dot net - cult film masochists welcome: "Gilligan's Island: The Reality Show"


WHY GOD, WHY?! Why do you hate humanity so?! We're sorry for the apple thing, honest! You can stop punishing us now!

Your best/worst GE recipe outcome - Powered by Infopop: "I wanted a vegan ceasar recipe last fall for a party and was searching online and found that Food Network was airing this Alton Brown dude who was going to do a tofu show. Well, that got me hooked on AB in about 22 minutes and I've never looked back. I substituted his parmesan with a vegan parmesan and everybody loved it."


Am I wrong, or should Vegans not eat faux food? I mean, the only reason why they even know about parmesan and ceaser salad is because someone else exploited some animal to get it. It seems to me that they're taking advantage of this fact "I won't exploit animals, but I'm perfectly willing to let YOU exploit animals, then use your recipes to make my own faux foods, and then I feel good about myself because I don't exploit animals and you do." Fuckers.

ComicList Cancelled Comic Book List: "Harper Collins Publishers
Oct033015 H How To Make Love Like A Porn Star HC (resolicited) (adult) "



Awww man, I was looking forward to this! *kicks the ground* Damnit!

Listening to someone speaking English phonetically is really, really weird. It sounds wrong, even worse then with an accent.

RPGnet Forums - Enterprise...: "As the Land of the Lost snakes its way into the savage shadows of the lost continent, Sid and Marty Kroft expose a psycho-geography of the collective unconscious in the entangling metaphoric realities of the serpentine river. "


I think people who use the term psycho-geography should be beaten senseless, but I'm an insensitive luddite.

I think I've found the pinnacle of human devolution

RPGnet Forums - The Creepest thing I have ever seen online.: "I think www dot tubgirl dot com is way creepier than that, but I digress. "


Since it's my job to inflict pain and misery on you, I show you tubgirl. I have not seen it. Apprently, they cause horror and dismay in all the view them. Kind of like
watching a Bush press conference, only not as depressing. I've been told that no one should ever, ever see it. But curiosity kills the cat, and so I place it here.

pandamonium Profile

Oh look, it's the height of hilarity: a panda-girl superhero's named "pandamonium" oh, ha ha. Who needs Oscar Wilde?

RPGnet Forums - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Oh, I'm sorry. From now on, I'll send all my posts to you, so you can edit them for me. I guess I'm a jackass, because I don't use 133t or use spellings that only work phonetically, which is weird, because I'm reading them, not speaking them."


My reply to him.

RPGnet Forums - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: "In the same vein, just because you DIDN'T like it, doesn't make it bad (or 'suck' in your ever present eloquence).

I saw about the last half hour tonight before SVU came on and enjoyed it.

I'm now thinking that I want to get the 3 movie collector's set they have out."


Apprently, you can't use "suck" without being seen as some sort of troglodyte.