Some jackoff just stole all my grandma and grandpa's money. They came in through an agency my mother hired to take care of my grandpa, after his mild heart attack and stroke. They stole their checkbook, forged a bunch of checks, and wiped them out. I'm pissed off about this. I might have to go help out for a week, so if I'm gone, you'll know why.

Anne Frank's livejournal


I'm sorry everyone! You're not the most offensive person alive, this guy is! Ye gods.....

As you may have noticed, I linked to some keenspace comics waiting in the queue. To my delight, On the Playground got chosen. To my utter horror, so did The Adventures of Michiko - the Bisexual Nymphomaniac. Once they get picked up, they disappear from the queue. I might go back and fix the urls, but for now, I won't.

Razormoon's DECEPTICONSORT: "Razormoon's gay, bi, and straight friendly Transformers mucky illo site"

Why must you rape my childhood. Why do robots, designed by the quintisons, HAVE BOOBS, AND NIPPLES ON SAID BOOBS. MAKE THE HURTING STOP!!!

Shinjitsu no Shi :: Inuyasha Yaoi & Yuri (( information )): "Why do people like Yaoi and Yuri? Are you all gay?

Not at all. In fact, the majority of people who like yaoi and yuri are straight, with men liking yuri and women liking yaoi. Yaoi is aimed at women, and Yuri is aimed at men. Why? There is no distraction of the fan's own gender, they can focus on the two girls or boys involved without having to feel 'threatened' by the prescence of a signifigant other. In lamen's terms, if Miroku and Inuyasha are a couple, the female yaoi fan has no worries of her favorite bishounen being 'taken' by another girl. They can sit back and enjoy the two studly bishies together. The same thing applies to yuri, except with the male fan focusing on the girls without the distraction of a male character."


Um, yeah. You don't have to worry about a girl taking him because he's NOT INTO GIRLS. HE WON'T LIKE YOU. He doesn't want to have sex with you, he won't love you, he loves boys. Good god, you people are idiotic!

Have you guys seen that stupid Humvee commercial with the kiddy car race, where the kid driving the wooden Hummer drives down the side of the hill, rather then follow the track? What a great commercial. It tells our kids that if you really want to win, CHEAT.

More crap, less Keen:

Dots

Congradulations! You've reduced comics to their most crappy!

Sprite(WT)World

Not just a sprite comic! Not just a self insertion sprite comic! But a CRAPPY self insertion sprite comic.

Bring Down Hell

Dude? Crayon? What's next, Crayola Water Colors?

13 O'Clock

It's a comic, not War and Peace! Cut down on the text, up the art!

I Wish I Knew:
"Whatever randomness I come up with. Artistic quality is low. Plot is optional. Don't like? Too bad! "

I was going to rag on this guy, but I like his attitude

Prettier Then a Picture

No she ain't.

Detective Games

Uh, Dude? When you ink, you're supposed to ink ONE LINE! THEN ERASE THE OTHERS. THUS CLEANING UP THE PICTURE!

Hunt

Going for "The Most Garish Piece of Artwork on Keenspace", huh? I think you've got it locked up, chum.

The Society

You know, since this is being published in english, it might be a fun idea to have the dialouge boxes be oriented in the WAY ENGLISH READERS READ!

Hamtaro in Yoshi's Island

Why God? Did the world NEED a Hamtaro sprite comic?! C'mon, hell's for when we die!

Another Nightmare

As soon as I saw this I KNEW it was another crappy Yaoi comic. Goddamn yaoi fangirls.

The Adventures of Michiko - the Bisexual Nymphomaniac

I'm reasonably certain the title says it all. I feel dirty.

Mastermind- Black Thunder vs. Regnum Noctis

Kind of interesting how she only has one breast, isn't it.

Unintelligable thoughts

Look, it's GOTHGIRL! It's supposed to be a comic, not a deadjournal, babe.

Damn Those Crazy Kids

Look Mommy, I'm stealing MacHall's style! YAY!

Scoot: "Time travel adventure across three generations with Scoot leading a resistance against ancient Vampires and advanced robots."

Advanced robots? R.O.B, which came free with the NES, was more advanced looking!

Perfectly Challenged

Jesus. Learn how to draw dude. Untill then, keep your hands AWAY from anything that could be used to draw.

Aeneas

Learn some perspective dude. And learn that you have to have two fingers to hold up a pair of glasses. Unless that finger's covered in super glue.


On the Playground

OH. MY. GOD. I actually LIKE this one! Witty, AND well drawn. Two great talents that talent great together.

Plethora of Keenspace Dropdowns :: Comixpedia :: Covering the Digital Frontier of Comics Online: "Some older dropdowns have recently been resurrected; Such as:
Kleenspace, for PG-rated comics with no nudity or swearing. Something not very often on net. Hosted by http://sparechange.keenspace.com, information and sign-ups can be found here."


No nudity or swearing? What are you on Keenspace for?!

You ever notice how Kraft refers to it's sliced american cheese as "American slices?" That means that their product isn't cheese, and the government won't let them call it such. I'm suprised they refer to it as "American Slices" since that just sounds funny to consumer's ears, and weakens the idea that it's cheese.

Toastyfrog LIED! Marathon SUCKS.

I was listening to some news drone talking about smarty, and how he was a hero that the nation could get behind during these devise times, and basically went on and on about how super wonderfull this horse was. I say "You don't call horses that come in second heroes, you call them losers!" Goddamn, he made it sound like the damn horse brought piece to the middle east, for God's sake!

Bridgette's Belly - Saturday, May 29, 2004

This is just for you, Gail. This should cure your love of Pandas. Just when you thought the universe was safe, there comes a new way for people to rectally violate good taste: Pregnant Furs. Join Bridgette's wacky adventures in ineffective birth control!