Oh, and from now on, you're all my blogsketeers. Why? Because I like stealing from people more creative then me. Speaking of, I'm changing the name of this blog to "Just Another Blog".

Just so you can plan your end of the world parties, civilization is going to end on on September 2nd, 2003. Why? Tune in tomorrow to find out. Or don't. I don't give a fuck. I'll probably forget to update anyhoo.

What sick and twisted soul cooks beans in the fucking can? what, you like the slight hint of stainless steel in your food? Not getting enough iron in your diet? Take a goddamn pill, and cook beans the right way, savage.

Oh yeah, Ann Coulter's nuts.

I'm thinking I might have to change to a Live journal site. Blogger just doesn't have enough options for my readers to send me adolations. But then, suppose no one replied. That might send me into a spiral of depression that would eventually end in my untimely death. And that would be.......well, bad, I think. And then all my loyal readers might kill themselves in despair over never getting another rant. And then their loved ones might kill themselves, and so on till the end of all humanity. That would definatly suck, and it probably wouldn't look good at the pearly gates "Hmmmm, cause the death of all mankind. Oh yeah, you're going to hell." So maybe i'll stay here. Plus, I don't have a cat, so I don't think i can get an account on live journal.

Oh, and one other thing: If you're trying (or defending) a sodomy case, make damn sure your name is Hardwick, okay?

Hey gang, I got my tax cut starting from today. Bush was right, and I was wrong. This extra 100 dollars a year will REALLY help jumpstart our 10 trillion dollar economy! For comparison: 100 dollars 10,000,000,000,000 dollars. hey, all he needs is 100 billion people, and he can double our economy. That's only 20 times the current population of Earth. So get humping, America!

So, the Japanese license holder is gonna sell Legends of Galatic Heroes (no, I don't care if you haven't heard of it) for roughly 2000 dollars. Hey, why not just have us thrown in our first born? And hey, here's a better idea: Don't dub it. That way, you limit the market even more to "sad otaku who have more money then brains, and have been masturabating nightly to the bootleg poster they got at Anime Expo '88" That's the sort of fanbase you want to go for, not a broad base that might buy your product, and make it profitable, but from people who are generally considered the biggest loser of time. Good thing I'm not in marketing. I couldn't come up with something *this* brilliant.

And remeber kids: Fox News isn't really a news network, as it is a welfare organization for disgraced Republicans.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHY?! Why must humanity always use it powers for hate?! Would a loving god allow Robocop, the vcr game?! Okay, so this isn't going to go anywhere. My usual sounding post is off watching Walking with Dinosaurs(and I think she's getting sick of my rants), so you guys get to have two posts in as many days. Try not to cream your pants, okay?

You know what the world needs? The connections series on dvd. What does the world get? The Thunderbirds. Why in the fuck do we have the THUNDERBIRDS on dvd?! Was it *THAT* fucking popular?! "Popular enough to get a movie" you say? shut the fuck up. The Mod Squad got a fucking movie. They'd give the Roseanne show a goddamn moive if they thought they could. Bastards, the lot of you.